The Empire of Das Grosser Germania is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Oskar von Hindenburg II with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, devout population of 863 million Germans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse German economy, worth 90.5 trillion Deutsche Reichsmarks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,816 Deutsche Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, even God cannot save you in Das Grosser Germania, and uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Das Grosser Germania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Das Grosser Germania is ranked 29,712^th in the world and 480^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 839.58 pounds of wildlife per square mile.